E-mail has certainly changed the way we do things. A former IT guy, my e-mail inbox would explode with ridiculous requests from users that were not exactly tech savvy. If constantly coming up with new and improved ways of shutting them up has become tedious…just use my call script and the Tech Support Excuse Generator!
Next time you get one of these…
“Hi, just checking in! My account lost 4 followers today! What gives?”
Just read this script and hit the “create excuse button”, throw in Instagram/Pinterest/Linkdn algorithm, and you are all set!
Hi there XXX,
There was a, uh, Multiple, undetermined raid condition in the Instagram algorithm, and we are hard at work on patching…sit tight!"
Go on now, add your favorites below and give the excuse generator a try!