# \[Funny\] Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts in a funny way

**URL:** <https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628>\
**Category:** Having Fun\
**Created:** [February 7, 2017, 11:07am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628 "2017-02-07T11:07:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:07am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/1 "2017-02-07T11:07:30Z")

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Hi Mass Planners, I have come across this interesting article and I thought I should share it here with you as I found it really funny 😂

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me - That’s Telemarketing”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” - That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition @Johnny **Wait is that you?** 😋

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback” @BrandonBerner **I hope this one fits you** 😃

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap” @dma0245 **mmm not sure, but what the hell** 😂

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she  
goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets” @Adnan **I know this fits you 😭**

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**Author:** ![Adnan](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/adnan/32/326_2.png) [@Adnan](https://mpsocial.com/u/Adnan)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/2 "2017-02-07T11:41:27Z")

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> [@Said](#):
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets” @Adnan I know this fits you 😭

You see a gorgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: “I’m not rich…” - and that’s about it… 😃 @Said I know this fits you! 😛

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**Author:** ![dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/dma0245/32/28521_2.png) [@dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/u/dma0245)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:51am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/3 "2017-02-07T11:51:24Z")

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> [@Said](#):
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap” @dma0245 mmm not sure, but what the hell 😂

I will take the husband as an extra. He can serve us both:)

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/4 "2017-02-07T11:55:28Z")

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> [@Adnan](#):
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> You see a gorgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: “I’m not rich…” - and that’s about it… 😃 @Said I know this fits you! 😛

You know I’m rich, you are just in denial 😂

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/5 "2017-02-07T11:57:27Z")

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> [@dma0245](#):
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> I will take the husband as an extra. He can serve us both:)

Her husband is poor 😂

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**Author:** ![dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/dma0245/32/28521_2.png) [@dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/u/dma0245)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:58am UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/6 "2017-02-07T11:58:43Z")

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> [@Said](#):
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> Her husband is poor 😂

I can make him our personal mpsocial VA 🙂

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/7 "2017-02-07T12:04:09Z")

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@dma0245 you are missing the point here, she doesn’t want you 😂

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**Author:** ![dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/dma0245/32/28521_2.png) [@dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/u/dma0245)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/8 "2017-02-07T12:08:36Z")

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> [@Said](#):
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> @dma0245 you are missing the point here, she doesn’t want you 😂

I understand it:) But you dont. Do you really think any girl can resist the Dutch IG king?..Said, Said…

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/9 "2017-02-07T12:11:03Z")

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> [@dma0245](#):
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> I understand it:) But you dont. Do you really think any girl can resist the Dutch IG king?..Said, Said…

Let’s see what the others think about that 😃 : @abbecain @Johnny @BrandonBerner

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**Author:** ![dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/dma0245/32/28521_2.png) [@dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/u/dma0245)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/10 "2017-02-07T12:27:08Z")

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Please guys, just leave me thinking i am a IG king…Please…Just for 1 day

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**Author:** ![Johnny](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/johnny/32/45706_2.png) [@Johnny](https://mpsocial.com/u/Johnny)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 12:40pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/11 "2017-02-07T12:40:18Z")

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😂 good stuff here, though why so mean with @BrandonBerner ? 😛 there were others to choose from, I bet he’d preffer public relations as he’s always helping everyone 😃

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**Author:** ![BrandonBerner](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/brandonberner/32/9354_2.png) [@BrandonBerner](https://mpsocial.com/u/BrandonBerner)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/12 "2017-02-07T20:22:07Z")

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> [@Said](#):
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback” @BrandonBerner I hope this one fits you 😃

This was halarious!

The jokes on you @Said … I like a good slap every now and then…Keeps me feeling ALIVE! 🖐 😍

Plus! You never said that she left after the slap. We may have ended up hitting it off and living happily ever after 😃

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**Author:** ![BrandonBerner](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/brandonberner/32/9354_2.png) [@BrandonBerner](https://mpsocial.com/u/BrandonBerner)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/13 "2017-02-07T20:23:46Z")

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> [@Johnny](#):
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> 😂 good stuff here, though why so mean with @BrandonBerner ? 😛 there were others to choose from, I bet he’d preffer public relations as he’s always helping everyone 😃

Haha YEA! What @Johnny said! What the hell did i ever do to you 😛

> [@Johnny](#):
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> I bet he’d preffer public relations as he’s always helping everyone 😃

You couldn’t me more accurate with Public Relations 😃

PS. Thanks for having my back haha.

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**Author:** ![BrandonBerner](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/brandonberner/32/9354_2.png) [@BrandonBerner](https://mpsocial.com/u/BrandonBerner)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/14 "2017-02-07T20:25:29Z")

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> [@dma0245](#):
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> Please guys, just leave me thinking i am a IG king…Please…Just for 1 day

I am afraid there can only be one King. There is however an avaiable position for a Queen 😛

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/15 "2017-02-07T21:00:01Z")

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> [@BrandonBerner](#):
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> I am afraid there can only be one King. There is however an avaiable position for a Queen 😛

hahaha That’s a good one 😂

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/16 "2017-02-07T21:01:18Z")

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> [@BrandonBerner](#):
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> You couldn’t me more accurate with Public Relations 😃

Sorry but I’m just too lazy to edit the post 😉

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**Author:** ![Adnan](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/adnan/32/326_2.png) [@Adnan](https://mpsocial.com/u/Adnan)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/17 "2017-02-07T21:11:40Z")

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> [@dma0245](#):
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> I understand it:) But you dont. Do you really think any girl can resist the Dutch **IG king**?..Said, Said…

> [@Pants down anyone ? Making any $?](https://mpsocial.com/t/pants-down-anyone-making-any/4523/7):
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> Bosnia!!! Long time ago, very long time because i am old, i **lived in one house with 2 guys** from there!

I always thought you’re a girl… Why haven’t you said something?  
I was hanging around with you and sh\*t… for nothing.

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**Author:** ![Said](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/said/32/11294_2.png) [@Said](https://mpsocial.com/u/Said)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/18 "2017-02-07T21:17:35Z")

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Everyone is conspiring against you @dma0245 but I got your back don’t worry.

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**Author:** ![Adnan](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/adnan/32/326_2.png) [@Adnan](https://mpsocial.com/u/Adnan)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/19 "2017-02-07T21:23:52Z")

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> [@Said](#):
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> but I got your back

This sounds weird when you translate it in Bosnian.

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**Author:** ![dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/user_avatar/mpsocial.com/dma0245/32/28521_2.png) [@dma0245](https://mpsocial.com/u/dma0245)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://mpsocial.com/t/funny-professor-at-iims-explaining-marketing-concepts-in-a-funny-way/4628/20 "2017-02-07T21:32:41Z")

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note to myself. Cancel mp subscription and buy FL.

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