So earlier today I received a support request from a potential client needing computer repair. I thought it was funny and worth sharing. Hope it can encourage some laughs. If you have some funny ones to add, please feel free to reply with yours.
"Good evening sir, I think I may have several viruses from pornographic sites however when I contacted the company from which I have a paid subscription, they said they have disabled any adds on their site so I am not sure where these problems are coming from. It is constantly freezing when I am doing normal things like browsing the net. I would like this to be discreetly taken care of using remote sessions if possible as I do not want to reveal my homosexual pornographic interest to my wife. please call me as soon as possible between 7-10 pm at --**** , thanks"