This was to my fitness account and he is like 12 or something…
Getting DM’s like this about once a week even though I barely post anything hardcore which could be nasty or offensive. It’s just my personal fitness account where I post my pictures of my life haha
Probably posted this previously, but oh well.
I get dick pics and people telling me 'baby you are so hot," every few weeks… when I’m apparently 25+ different people in my photos. People are dumb.
That’s funny and sad at the same time. Imagine being this guy.
Oh the internet just keeps giving me lols. Meme accounts may steal your wife.
Did yall get the Hello I’m Prince William DM? lol
Lmao I actually did a few days ago. The internet just keeps giving.
Young girl from the middle east: “Hey”
Me: “Hey what’s up”
Her: “It’s my birthday today, so you have to wish me a happy birthday!!!”
Me: “Oh ok do I have to lol?”
Her: “Yes we follow eachother on IG so we are friends and friends have to wish a good birthday!”
Me: “Happy Birthday! ” (I just went with it, she probably has no other friends lol)
Her: “Awww thank you, that’s so sweet from you! Ok bye have to go now!”
Me: “Ok bye haha”
Her: " "
Ah man I just wish I had some crazy ones to add. I just get the creepy dudes asking how they can get to know me better shudder.
Here’s a good one…
Are you a guy or a girl?
“If someone is not replying, just send again a message. And again and again.”
Let me think about it… ehhhm… NO!?!
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fuck that last one had me haha
messages you to offer his services…ends up suscribing to your service instead.
“ASL? I’m 60 M Russia. Have nice day.”
Bad Ass Alert: