so fucking funny, this is OC from yesterday
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This was to my fitness account and he is like 12 or something…
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Getting DM’s like this about once a week even though I barely post anything hardcore which could be nasty or offensive. It’s just my personal fitness account where I post my pictures of my life haha
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Probably posted this previously, but oh well.
I get dick pics and people telling me 'baby you are so hot," every few weeks… when I’m apparently 25+ different people in my photos. People are dumb.
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That’s funny and sad at the same time. Imagine being this guy.
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Oh the internet just keeps giving me lols. Meme accounts may steal your wife.
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Did yall get the Hello I’m Prince William DM? lol
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Lmao I actually did a few days ago. The internet just keeps giving.
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Young girl from the middle east: “Hey”
Me: “Hey what’s up”
Her: “It’s my birthday today, so you have to wish me a happy birthday!!!”
Me: “Oh ok do I have to lol?”
Her: “Yes we follow eachother on IG so we are friends and friends have to wish a good birthday!”
Me: “Happy Birthday! 
” (I just went with it, she probably has no other friends lol)
Her: “Awww thank you, that’s so sweet from you! Ok bye have to go now!”
Me: “Ok bye haha”
Her: " 
"
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Ah man I just wish I had some crazy ones to add. I just get the creepy dudes asking how they can get to know me better shudder.
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Here’s a good one…
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Are you a guy or a girl? 
“If someone is not replying, just send again a message. And again and again.” 
Let me think about it… ehhhm… NO!?!
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classic
black romeo
some fiverr classic OC
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For simple 3 payments of 299.99 you can join illumnat for lyfe!
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fuck that last one had me haha
messages you to offer his services…ends up suscribing to your service instead.
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“ASL? I’m 60 M Russia. Have nice day.”
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Girl 
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Bad Ass Alert:
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