I think you need one of these. Position it over the phone. I’m sure instagram accesses the camera to check for a head. 
You need to buy 1. String 2. Pin 3. Head
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Ummmmm… I think instagram algorithms will detect that. You need one that looks depressed because it sees how everyone else on Instagram is living a better life
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Or this lovely one 
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With this one you’ll get unlimited actions / day
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I easily get 20k follow and 100k like actions a day by paying Vietnamese children 1 handful of rice a day to be my VA
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I joked about Trump once, everyone went mad.
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I’m dead