Greatest Yo Mama Jokes! 😂

The world of automation needs a little more laughter rn so here’s a list of Yo Mama jokes I approve of.

  1. Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”
  2. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
  3. Yo mama’s so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
  4. Yo mama’s so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
  5. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  6. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
  7. Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

DROP your most fire “yo mama” jokes and let’s get this started. :fire:

(LIKE before dropping your comment :grin:)


Yo mama’s so stupid she thought a cubicle was a square testicle

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Yo momma so fat when she tripped and fell no one laughed, but the floor cracked up


Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.


Yo momma such a slut, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.


Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Sherlock Homes was an apartment block

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Yo mama’s so fat

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yo mama’s so fat – when she wears a malcomX hat – helicopters land on her.
yo mama so fat – her drivers liscense picture was taken by a satellite

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Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang

Yo Mama is so dirty… but it’s probably best not to think about that. But your dad knows…stop! Seriously don’t think about that.

Whaaaaaaat :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Damn this was good :rofl:

yo mama so fat, she sits beside everyone at the movies

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Yo mama is so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t need the internet because she’s already world wide.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

winner winner chicken dinner

haven’t played pubg in a while tbh

Your mom is so rich her credit card has swipe burns