So, I was sent this stupid link and I literally haven’t laughed this hard in so long that I just had to share. You ready? Lol here it goes:
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This is amazing.
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Lmao right? I was literally dead when I read this. This guy is literally a legend.
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I can literally relate to it too 
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Eat more fiber
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This guy knows to explain himself. I felt like I was witnessing the whole situation when reading this. I think women have an easier time giving birth
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Right?! Lmao
Yo he is so graphic! Reading this is like you’re watching a movie 
about his struggles taking a shit lmao
LOOL indeed
He could make loads of $$$ writing comic books
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Thought this whole post was funny, but the situation is sad and pathetic as it’s likely bullshit, being ghosted/catfished/lied to on Tinder is shit. Link to discussion
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I used to work an office job, and my group of office friends and I would time our toilet sessions at the same time . We would message each other in our joint telegram group and take up 4/5 cubicles and wait for someone to come in, we would then all release at the same time whilst grunting/making weird sounds to startle/confuse the person as much as possible. One of our friends had a effed up gut, so he was always the shotgun dude.
The more I think about it, the weirder and wielder it sounds - But at the time it was the highlight of the working day and I would laugh about it even after work. We did this for 2 years and it was a building full of high-up executives.
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hahaha once I took shit and it looked liked Nike sign
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Hahahahah. Noo waay.
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Hahahaha wow wtf. The internet is truly amazing
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