Hi Mass Planners, I have come across this interesting article and I thought I should share it here with you as I found it really funny
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: āI am very rich. āMarry me!ā - Thatās Direct Marketingā
Youāre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: āHeās very rich. āMarry him.ā -Thatās Advertisingā
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, Iām very rich. āMarry me - Thatās Telemarketingā
Youāre at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, Iām rich. Will you āMarry Me?ā - Thatās Public Relations
Youāre at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! āCan you marry ! me?ā - Thatās Brand Recognition @JohnnyWait is that you?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: āI am very rich. Marry me!ā She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - āThatās Customer Feedbackā @BrandonBernerI hope this one fits you
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: āI am very rich. Marry me!ā And she introduces you to her husband. - āThatās demand and supply gapā @dma0245mmm not sure, but what the hell
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: āIām rich. Will you marry me?ā and she
goes with him - āThatās competition eating into your market shareā
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: āIām rich, Marry me!ā your wife arrives. - āThatās restriction for entering new marketsā @AdnanI know this fits you
good stuff here, though why so mean with @BrandonBerner ? there were others to choose from, I bet heād preffer public relations as heās always helping everyone
