Hi Mass Planners, I have come across this interesting article and I thought I should share it here with you as I found it really funny
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition @Johnny Wait is that you?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback" @BrandonBerner I hope this one fits you
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap" @dma0245 mmm not sure, but what the hell
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets" @Adnan I know this fits you
You see a gorgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: "I'm not rich..." - and that's about it... @Said I know this fits you!
I will take the husband as an extra. He can serve us both:)
You know I'm rich, you are just in denial
Her husband is poor
I can make him our personal mpsocial VA
@dma0245 you are missing the point here, she doesn't want you
I understand it:) But you dont. Do you really think any girl can resist the Dutch IG king?.....Said, Said....
Let's see what the others think about that : @abbecain @Johnny @BrandonBerner
Please guys, just leave me thinking i am a IG king...Please...Just for 1 day
good stuff here, though why so mean with @BrandonBerner ? there were others to choose from, I bet he'd preffer public relations as he's always helping everyone
This was halarious!
The jokes on you @Said .... I like a good slap every now and then...Keeps me feeling ALIVE!
Plus! You never said that she left after the slap. We may have ended up hitting it off and living happily ever after
Haha YEA! What @Johnny said! What the hell did i ever do to you
You couldn't me more accurate with Public Relations
PS. Thanks for having my back haha.
I am afraid there can only be one King. There is however an avaiable position for a Queen
hahaha That's a good one
Sorry but I'm just too lazy to edit the post
I always thought you're a girl... Why haven't you said something?I was hanging around with you and sh*t... for nothing.
Everyone is conspiring against you @dma0245 but I got your back don't worry.
This sounds weird when you translate it in Bosnian.
note to myself. Cancel mp subscription and buy FL.