[Funny] Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts in a funny way

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Hi Mass Planners, I have come across this interesting article and I thought I should share it here with you as I found it really funny :joy:

  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”

  2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”

  3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me - That’s Telemarketing”

  4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” - That’s Public Relations

  5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition @Johnny Wait is that you? :yum:

  6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback” @BrandonBerner I hope this one fits you :smiley:

  7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap” @dma0245 mmm not sure, but what the hell :joy:

  8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
    goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market share”

  9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets” @Adnan I know this fits you :sob:

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You see a gorgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: “I’m not rich…” - and that’s about it… :smiley: @Said I know this fits you! :stuck_out_tongue:

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I will take the husband as an extra. He can serve us both:)

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You know I’m rich, you are just in denial :joy:

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Her husband is poor :joy:

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I can make him our personal mpsocial VA :slight_smile:

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@dma0245 you are missing the point here, she doesn’t want you :joy:

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I understand it:) But you dont. Do you really think any girl can resist the Dutch IG king?..Said, Said…

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Let’s see what the others think about that :smiley: : @abbecain @Johnny @BrandonBerner

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Please guys, just leave me thinking i am a IG king…Please…Just for 1 day

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:joy: good stuff here, though why so mean with @BrandonBerner ? :stuck_out_tongue: there were others to choose from, I bet he’d preffer public relations as he’s always helping everyone :smiley:

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This was halarious!

The jokes on you @Said … I like a good slap every now and then…Keeps me feeling ALIVE! :hand_splayed: :heart_eyes:

Plus! You never said that she left after the slap. We may have ended up hitting it off and living happily ever after :smiley:

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Haha YEA! What @Johnny said! What the hell did i ever do to you :stuck_out_tongue:

You couldn’t me more accurate with Public Relations :smiley:

PS. Thanks for having my back haha.

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I am afraid there can only be one King. There is however an avaiable position for a Queen :stuck_out_tongue:

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hahaha That’s a good one :joy:

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Sorry but I’m just too lazy to edit the post :wink:

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I always thought you’re a girl… Why haven’t you said something?
I was hanging around with you and sh*t… for nothing.

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Everyone is conspiring against you @dma0245 but I got your back don’t worry.

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This sounds weird when you translate it in Bosnian.

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note to myself. Cancel mp subscription and buy FL.

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