This never gets old. It always hurtz mah feelz.

This never gets old. It always hurtz mah feelz.

This is what I will tell my clients to reply when people DM asking them why did you follow/unfollow me.
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This thread is hilarious, I love opening blurred images. 1 click waitt is that a ?? yeah dick pick 
No dirty messages or anything of that sort, but had this conversation with a guy on Facebook today:
Hustle level infinity - Getting a someone else to run digital marketing campaigns for your digital marketing course.
Edit: This is the info on his profile:

I’m going to go ahead and assume his “training” is similar to those $5000 “Google hates this one trick you can use to become a millionaire!” courses.
Another message got today ![]()
from instagramhelverifiedbadge@gmail.com
Seems legit AF fam. 10/10 would do it for the badge.
Lol I saw this myself. Don’t forget to give them your creditcard details as well :))
I am SO sorry
Likely, I will burn in hell forever
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That deserves a block 
When you are trying to sell accounts and people just want to take them out for a spin.
…unfaithful bitch…she sent me the same picture
wow
its a movement
hi verona. ho much are the mobile proxies and where do i go to buy them.
I’ve had some wacky ones too. It usually only comes from one specific country lol
How have I never seen this thread? I’m this far in and there’s just no way it’s going to get any better than this. I refuse to believe it! 
do you need to use Jarvee to send dms to new followers or is that a thing that instagram has already on the app?
Love to read the crazy messages, helps break up the day with all of these blocks we have been experiencing